The power to look TV

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!