- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The ability to count to potato

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to die

The power to be born again

The power to poop standing up

The ability to die instantly

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

Pointless Super Powers