- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to touch your toes

the ability to levitate

The power of attracting fired bullets

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Pointless Super Powers