- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to touch your toes

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power of hindsight

Pointless Super Powers