- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to read your own mind

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to even

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to get arrested

The power to not finish your....

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers