- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to be normal and average

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to touch your toes

The power of hindsight

Pointless Super Powers