- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Pointless Super Powers