To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!