The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!