- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to ignore useful information

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers