- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to divide by 0

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to self destruct

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

Pointless Super Powers