The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to jizz money

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to even

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!