the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to sit

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!