The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!