The power of being aquaman.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to touch your toes

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the ability to levitate

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!