The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!