- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to have a pointless power.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The power to microwave bread

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

Pointless Super Powers