- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull open push only doors

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

being black

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power drown in water

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers