The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the ability to see through air

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!