The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!