- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Vanilla scented blood

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

anything Aquaman does

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Pointless Super Powers