The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to jump face first

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The power to never come into existence

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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blindness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!