- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to orgasm with your mind

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to die

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to break bones at will.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to touch your toes

Pointless Super Powers