the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to become famous on vine

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to turn into a tree

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!