- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to not finish your....

Pointless Super Powers