The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!