- Pointless Super Powers

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

+113

The power to see in black and white at will.

+111

the ability to solve paradoxes

+111

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

+109

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

+107

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to yell a math problem at will

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be normal and average

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to moves in slow motion.