The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!