- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read your own mind

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to eat bread

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers