The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to make water expire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!