the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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cry acid tears

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!