the power to turn food into shit

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!