- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to self destruct

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to jizz money

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to turn retarted

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers