- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be born again

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

the power to turn retarted

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to think oppositely

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers