- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to break bones at will.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to touch your toes

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

anything Aquaman does

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers