- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be an idiot.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

Pointless Super Powers