- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to break bones at will.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be an idiot.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to lower your own ego.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

Pointless Super Powers