- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wish you had a power

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to walk 1% faster.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

Pointless Super Powers