The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!