- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to jizz money

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to make money disappear.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Pointless Super Powers