The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!