- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

yo mama

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

anything Aquaman does

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to walk 1% faster.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Pointless Super Powers