the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!