The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!