The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!