The power to be normal and average

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The ability to like this post

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to digest corn.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!