The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to see through glass

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to smell like ham

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!