The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power of bad luck

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to smell whore

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!