- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to create a meme

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to see through glass

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers