- Pointless Super Powers

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to become demented

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to pee any color

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to control paprika with your mind

ability to run very fast forever

The power to not have any power at all

the power to see stuff

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to control nothing

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to break bones at will.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!