The power to pee any color

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!