The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to sharpen a pen

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!